Newman's Own Chardonnay 750ml

The Legend. It can now be revealed that Butch Cassidy had a common-law wife named Bunny with home he had a son named Catastrophe Cassidy. He wanted to be like his pa, but everything Catastrophe did was a catastrophe. He tried to rob a bank but shot his getaway horse in the foot. Raindrops kept falling on his head and he caught pneumonia. He bought some land but nothing would grow on it. One night, as Catastrophe sat weeping onto the dust of his barren land, Butch's ghost came to him and said,"Son, don't do no good mopin' around like that. Like a true Cassidy you should be out there stealing your neighbor's choice grape vines. Me and Sundance ghost will spook the river so it'll flow here, and I got these busines cards printed up for you, says K. Tass Trophy, President, Buch Cassidy Winery. I know a guy, Paul Newman, who owes me big-time so you got yourself a customer. He'll call it Newman's Own 'cause he ain't got the scruples of a pole cat but that's what I like about him. One fatherly piece of advice: The wine's gonna be delicious, but don't drink up alla the profits.