Dr. McGillicuddy's Intense Wild Grape Schnapps Liqueur 1L

Manufacturer's Notes: Being of sound mind and even better spirits, I, Dr. Aloysius Percival McGillicuddy, born in the year of the Lord, 1808 bequeath my home, livestock, and half interest in the Shady Eye Saloon to my fifth wife Hermione, age 22. To my son, I leave my watch, dueling pistols, and favorite pipe. To the world, I present the recipe for Dr. McGillicuddy's, whose refreshing taste has made a bit of a legend in these parts. To your fortune!